Saturday, September 15, 2012

Saturday At #Target...Best Birth Control Ever

 
I may blog a lot about Target experiences. I honestly feel that Target may possibly be the best place on Earth, besides Starbucks, but now a Starbucks conveniently appears in a Target near you, so my love for Target continues. The best thing about Target might be the fact that after a trip there recently, I questioned if I ever want to give birth to a child. I love my friend’s kids, but I still might not see children as a necessity to my life.

One Saturday, I ran into Target for a Starbucks and to grab a few things. I looked around and all that appeared before me were 20 to 30 something year old couples with children.  And none of them seemed to be enjoying their Target experience and truthfully my normal trip to target was tainted. Kids crying as you walk through the doors, because their mom refused to buy them a freaking slurpee. Moms angrily yelling at Dads for purchasing the wrong brand of laundry detergent. Dads yelling at kids who are wrestling in the aisles. I seriously looked around and thought, “Target might be the best birth control ever…glad my life does not involve childhood chaos.”

Instead of making your kids watch a bunch of 16-year-old chicks, from the South, trying to raise babies on MTV, all parents should force their children to sit in a Target for 8 hours on a Saturday. I’m telling you legs would remain closed. Once teenagers realize that their life would be a day at Target for the next 18 years, I bet they might think twice about sex and its consequences. I mean if a trip to Target worked for me at 28, it more than likely will work as a form of birth control on a horny teenager near you…just sayin’.

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